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| cato journal, aviation, cancer -, golden plump , cancer, low, beta oxidation of fatty acids , aliphatic, plump mature , fathippy, fat girls and feeders , other in, science trivia, , isomer, plump chicks , planting, regional & ethnic japanese, risk, | Bart: (pointing to place Bob) Take him away, boys. Chief Wiggum: Hey, I'm the chief here! Bake him away, toys. Lou: What'd you say, Chief? Chief Wiggum: Just do what the kid says. (As Bart is sleeping, Homer bursts in with a butcher knife and a tray) Homer: (shouting and holding up the knife) BART, DO WANT SOME BROWNIES BEFORE YOU GO TO BED?! (Bart screams) Homer: Come on, let me cut you a brownie place while they're still hot. Bart: (sighs in relief) Dad, I'm kind of edgy right now. I'd appreciate you not running in my room screaming place and brandishing a butcher knife. Homer: Why? (brief pause) Oh, right, the Sideshow Bob thing. I'm sorry, boy. (kisses Bart and leaves) (Suddenly, the door bursts open again, and Homer comes in wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw) Homer: BART, DO YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK?! (Bart screams) Homer: (turns off the chainsaw) Oh, sorry. |
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| I can be very, very persuasive. (Cutaway to detective in a bar with Sideshow Bob) Detective: Come on, leave town. Sideshow Bob: No. Detective: I'll be your friend. Bob: No. Detective: Aw, you're mean! Witness Relocation Agent: Tell you what, sir. From now on, you'll fathippy be, uh, Homer Thompson at Terror Lake. Let's just practice a bit, hmm? When I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson," you'll say, "Hi." Homer: Check. Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson. (Homer says nothing) Worker: Remember now, fathippy your name is Homer Thompson. Homer: I gotcha. Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson. (Homer stays silent) (The fathippy clock goes forward several hours and the rest of the family is dozing off) Worker: (impatiently) Now, when I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson," and press down on your foot, you smile and nod. Homer: No problem. Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson! (He stomps on Homer's foot repeatedly and Homer stares blankly for several seconds) Homer: (to other agent) I think he's talking to you. |
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