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“So,” said Dug, as I churned up to the top of the climb in my granny gear, “Did you have a flat on the way up, or what?” This was perfectly normal trash talk, but I was in a foul, embarrassed mood. “Shut up, Dug,” hey fatty boom boom I said. “Why don’t you start always riding hey fatty boom boom with guys who are three levels faster than you and see where you sort to in the pack.” “You shut up,” said Dug. “I already do that every Tuesday night.” “And does the winner ask you whether you flatted out during the race?” I asked, probably more petulantly than I intended. “Whatever,” concluded Dug, and he rode away. Vow Having written it down, I can see that this is a pretty silly conversation. But it stuck in my craw. And no, I don’t know what a “craw” is, which makes having a conversation stuck there even worse. Turning this talk over and over in my mind over the next few days, I reached a conclusion: the only way to definitively win this argument was to become the fastest rider in the group.
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