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The good chubby chasing thing about being taken hostage is that I didn't have to pay for a room. They fed me a few times a day and one night chubby chasing me and the guys (who were chubby chasing all wearing masks and I told them to take them off because one dude said his was itchy) all bonded and talked old 90210 episodes. I never knew how popular Dylan and Brenda were with terrorists. The crazy shit you learn while on vacation, right? Anyway, after 15 days, they realized that no one gave two shits about me so they let me go. However, while walking back to my hotel, a police officer thought that, because I was so fat, I was carrying a bomb under my shirt. Wham! 10 days in jail. Once again, jail was cool because I didn't have to pay for my stay and I was provided a few meals a day...for free! After the officers realized that I was just some fat American, they let me go but made me go straight to the airport.
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