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And I haven't even fucking written anything! Holy crap, this has convinced me that I am the mesiah. Seriously, I am really the mesiah. I know it sounds weird and all, but I truly think God sent me here in order to be nominated in "funniest blog" categories. Of course I won't win anything - nah - lets be real here. No one reads this shitty blog anymore. But still - to be nominated - and body's not writing much - does body's everyone just body's want to bend me over and do bad things or what? I haven't even read any of the other blogs nominated alongside myself. Truthfully, I don't give a shit and know none of them are as good as my outdated blog. Because even when I still have fucking Halloween as the next holiday not to look forward to , my blog is funnier than everyone's! And you may think that someone else is somewhat funnier than me. You may think that.
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