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I leave that to you. (Thanks for fatty diet the idea, fatty diet Tayfur!) Torn ligaments: Good general-purpose, believable injury, and practically impossible to disprove in the fatty diet field. Highly recommended. High Altitude Pulmonary Edema: Use this if you’ve been riding clumsily the whole day. It’s best not to say you have this ailment if you’re below an altitude of 500 feet. High Altitude Cerebral Edema: Use this if you’ve been riding clumsily and saying stupid things. Total amnesia: Save this one for an accident you’d rather forget. You may want to consider downgrading this to Concussion, which allows you to say you don’t remember the events surrounding a certain time period. Which you choose should depend on how bone-chillingly stupid and predictable your crash was. During The Crash Sometimes, a crash is so instantaneous you have no time to react whatsoever.
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